Raven understood what being a teenager was really like.
The last one killed me
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING
SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN
- In America: Mom
- In England: Mum
- In Spain: Mama
- In Brazil: Please come to Brazil
I don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here
THE NOTES.
(Source: lifemakeslove-lookhard)
What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
we really need to sleep more on this site
high school musical came out 7 years ago wow who else feels old
(Source: harrysharold)
when you’re watching your favorite show and they mention the place where you live or somewhere near it and you’re just like
(Source: unseenmadeseen)
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
what
Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas
I mean really
I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STUPID FACE REMINDED ME OF AND THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THE FUCKING GRINCH.
“you’re just missing a concert” they said
“it’s not like it’s a big deal” they said
“it’s just a band” they said
“what are you doing with that axe” they said
(Source: itsgonnarian)
press z + c together on your keyboard
do it
W HA T WHEN HOW
WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED
